December 2011
149 posts
It's Christmas Eve. I'm on Tumblr.
Dec 28th
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Some parents are too soft. If I EVER called my mom...
Dec 23rd
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I got bored at McDonald's..
peetaah:
Dec 17th
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Infinite things
Numbers: The Universe: My Dashboard:
Dec 17th
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That moment when you see your...
 
Dec 17th
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Dec 15th
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Dec 15th
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Dec 14th
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Dec 14th
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Dec 13th
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Dec 13th
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"You're ugly"
My reaction when I was 7 My reaction now  
Dec 12th
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My tumblr is what the inside of my head looks...
Dec 12th
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There will always be that one annoying person..
Dec 11th
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When you hold someone's pet for the first time:
Dec 11th
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Girl: I’m having heart surgery today. Boy: I know. Girl: I love you! Boy: I love you more, much more! After surgery, when the girl woke up, only her father is next to her bed. Girl: Where is he? Father: You don’t know who gave you the heart? Girl: What? (She starts crying) Father: I’m just kidding, he went to the toilet.
Dec 10th
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Dec 10th
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Dec 9th
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Admit It. We have all tried to have a diary but...
Dec 9th
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Dec 9th
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When your parents ask you to do the dishes
Dec 9th
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When driving a bumper car
Expectation: Reality: 
Dec 9th
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That awkward moment when you see your friends with...
Dec 8th
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Dec 8th
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I love my abs so much that I keep a layer of fat...
Dec 8th
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Dec 7th
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That awkward moment when you spilled table all...
Dec 7th
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Dec 7th
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The first step of getting a new book.
Dec 7th
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"Hey, remember when you had a crush on-"
Dec 7th
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Sometimes I pretend to die in front of my pet to...
Expectation: Reality:
Dec 7th
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Dec 6th
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Dec 6th
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when i hear someone next to me say "don't tell...
*eavesdrop*
Dec 6th
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When you go to someone else's house and they're...
“Sorry for the mess”
Dec 6th
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When your Mom won't let you explain.
Dec 6th
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It's a Sunday, you're bored, hungry, your homework...
Dec 6th
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When your favorite song comes on in public: You...
Dec 6th
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When someone has a car as their profile picture.
dafuq, are you like a transformer or something.
Dec 6th
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No matter how much I sleep I'm always tired.
 
Dec 6th
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The moment when someone says stop talking.
lmaogtfo:
Dec 6th
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I hate it when kids have parents that get them...
Dec 5th
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When you get really excited for something and it...
 
Dec 5th
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I hate it when celebrities get on TV and tell us...
Bitch, you make 12 million a movie and I make $12/hr. You send money.
Dec 5th
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When you go to someone else's house and they're...
“Sorry for the mess”
Dec 5th
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When your Mom won't let you explain.
 
Dec 5th
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It's a Sunday, you're bored, hungry, your homework...
Dec 5th
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The awkward moment when a walrus can tango better...
Dec 5th
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When your favorite song comes on in public: You...
Dec 5th
34,750 notes
After a concert ends and the band/singer goes...
Dec 4th
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